the beautiful life of the upcoming teacher..: Putting the number '2' in front of your age means a LOT!

It's 2013. Someone was anticipating this post since 2009. 4 years? Gawd. Whoever it is, there. I made the birthday post today after 4 years. *sigh*

Look, Yamada Ryosuke maybe is my bias but the only birthday post I managed to make in this blog is Chinen Yuri. Double-standard much? Or maybe just because I am already in love with Chinen after his major breakout performance in 'Sprout'?

p/s: the blog owner's pen name is ZRC-chan a.k.a Zarel Ryosuke Chinen for OBVIOUS reasons. Until now she still can't choose in between Yamada and Chinen.

Wait! Why am I rambling about other people in this post when the major subject here is the Golden Boy itself? But Chinen is co-Golden Boy so, it counts?

Kindaichi: NO!

Okay, fine. Why is Kindaichi answering it? *tilts head*

Yamada: Because THE Yamada Ryosuke is busy...

Yamada: ... with his PSP?

Okay, don't drag me too far young boy, you are no longer TEEN anymore.

See the number '2' there on your age?

Yes! You are 20 year old this year. Don't you realize how many people are waiting for the day when you turned 20, young boy? Being 20 means...you are officially legal in some countries that isn't Japan. Actually in some countries too, you are already legal. You are certified 'legal' in Japan next year. More people are waiting for it, young boy.

Thanks to your poor eyesight, you aren't able to see clearly how your fans react when you are on stage, acting seductive, sexy, and showing your half-naked state. But you know your fans like it, ~~(you stalk us on the Net, we know!)~~ so you keep doing it for..6 years since the day you were assigned with 'sexy image' during one episode of Shounen Club. (go find it, IDK which one, but I do know that episode exists!)

You are also certified as JUMP detective for obvious reasons. Tantei Gakuen Q, Furuhata Chugakusei, Hidarime Tantei EYE and recently, Kindaichi Shounen no Jikenbo. That explains everything. But according to your ex-classmates, you are average. You self claimed that you can't do baseball, soccer, marathon and relay. (read: Johnny's Sports Day 2012)

How was your Korean, young boy? ~~Are you a fan of 'Running Man'? LOL! Have you imagined yourself being one of Running Man's guests?~~ We all know you got yourself lots of Kshow, Kdrama and Kmovies (maybe a full-length album of SNSD? *bricked*) stuffs on your storage disk on your electronic devices, thanks to your sisters who are KPop fans too. We all know that you watch the show online too, just like us! (IDK which translation but he did mention when he was shooting for Kindaichi in Hong Kong, he watched 'Sprout' online. Yes! That 'Sprout' drama, fellas!) Did your sister bugging you for taking Seungri's autographed photos during your Kindaichi shooting? ~~Or maybe you are the one who begging Seungri for Taeyang's private LINE account, in which Seungri agreed to give you with lots of conditions that IDK what.~~

Though your hairstyle change every IDK what period of time I should describe it but it was certain that you change hairstyle more than one time a year LOL, your face being moon face, self claimed by yourself few times a year, there is one thing that never change on you. You know your own goal to be the best. You know you are still lacking behind when in fact you are far away then other talents your age. You are being passionate with being an idol as if the trait runs in your blood (or we should say pregnancy taboo is so real because your mother go to Kinki Kids's concert when you were inside her womb. You know, the power of mother's prayer).You still the humble Yamada Ryosuke we had known since Junior days. You know how to work smart.

But, one thing I sincerely ask from you. Please don't make your own goal pressuring you. Your bandmates are scared of your serious attitude, you know. Don't restrict yourself too much, young boy. Life is too short to be serious most of the time.

And so, Happy 20th Birthday Yamada Ryosuke. I hope Takaki pranks you again in the concert. ~~Or maybe it's just Chinen.~~

pp/s: Get a romance drama, boy! FOR ~~FCKING~~ REAL, GET A ROMANCE DRAMA! If you had to be the second male in a triangle love, it's ok. ~~Unless if the first male is Chinen, then you had no choice but to retreat~~.